As an educator, I can only wonder where she could been for the entirety of her elementary years. Am I the only one that has the Pavlovian response to start reciting "Listen my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere?" Simply typing those words resurrects memories of apple pies, Franklin's Almanac, and the uncontrollable urge to throw out all my Earl Grey. I question how one can drape themselves in the symbol of the greatest country on earth (yes I said it, we have our problems but we are still better than every other one, and I have travelled enough to make that judgement) and not know stories of why we are so great. It is beyond insulting, it is down right stupid.
There comes a point where someone becomes so stupid their stupidity becomes vampiric. It drains you of all energy and rational thought; and if you are not careful, unknowingly, you can channel this vampiric energy. All sane and intelligent human beings should run for fear of being attacked. Actually, contemporary and classic culture has created a name for such vampiric behaviors: ZOMBIES!!!
I hear you saying, Zombies Isiah.... really? However, I must ask you to look at the facts. What do Zombies feed on? Answer: YOUR BRAINS! What happens when they feed on you? Answer: YOU BECOME AN INFECTED ZOMBIE!!! What do you do once you have been infected? Answer: INFECT OTHERS!!! Make no mistake if you are not careful, you will become a ZOMBIE!! Sarah Palin is QUEEN OF THE ZOMBIES! We must leave our traditional understanding of Zombies... if Vampires twinkle in the sun like diamonds and fall in love with teenage girls ( who may or may not have been infected by a Zombie, cause really bitch he is a damn vampire!!) It is MORE than LIKELY that a ZOMBIE can be kinda hot, and carry a shot gun! Even the Center for Disease Control has issued a memorandum concerning the Zombie Apocalypse if you do not believe me click here! All I am saying is I am going to be prepared! I take solace in the fact that all is not lost, ZOMBIES can be destroyed!!! Unlike mummies...them bitches don't die.
Just food for thought.
You know I really like you - even in the short time I have had the privilege to know you. But, by now, you surely know she is right. That Paul Revere did warn the British (after he was captured). Even the historians in Boston have grudgingly admitted she was correct, even though they have said it was probably a mistake.
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